A bit of advice to teenage
boys, don’t try to grow facial hair, seriously it just looks horrible. There
will come a time when your voice deepens and your balls drop when the hair that
sprouts of your face and neck can look very mature, masculine and on some folks
provided its well groomed, attractive but until then that bum fluff with a bit
of acne look does not make you look grown up or sexy.
While I’m
on adolescent boys, LYNX DOES NOT MASK YOUR BO, in fact it gives a more unpleasant
funk than then the whiff of bad personnel hygiene alone. Lynx (or Axe as its
known outside of the UK/ Ireland and a few other territories) is like the lad
mag in that its pitched at young men and largely bought by school boys too
young to buy proper "adult" mags. The
lad mag market has plummeted in recent years with the only titles bucking the
trend seeming to be those aimed at health and fitness and I guess teens
figuring out how to turn off the safe search while googleing. I can only hope
they figure out other new concepts like bath, soap and a decent antiperspirant.
The
post title comes from an Andy Parsons line he used on Mock The Week; "Lynx:
for that cheap teenage smell of desperation."
Ahh, the use of Lynx or other such products to cover up the lack of a bath.
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I'll have to remember this, next time I reincarnate into a teenage boy.
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