"So whose the patent Dr Hairybum?"
"Someone called Lucy and Its pronounced Haribom by the way, Dr..."
"Smith, the writer couldn't be bothered to come up with another funny name. Is she still asleep or has she finally topped herself?"
"Anything we can do for her?"
"No! Apart from offering more and more happy pills she's an absolutely fucking hopeless case. Doubt there's a cure for what she's got, it's too much to deal with and I'm not sure she's got the fight in her."
"Only one thing for it then..."