Sunday, 13 September 2009

Don't Forget To Vote

Hello. Missed me?

Thought not. :-p

But I hope you are all well. Even if your blog has disappeared, I've done a little tidy, checking blogs that have not appeared in my feed reader for a while and noticing a few no longer exist. So I have removed the dead links and will put some new (to me) and interesting (to me, again) live ones up to replace over time.

I also looked at what people are searching for when they find my blog. I suspect I may have disappointed some who came here hoping for answers to their search queries. So in an attempt to correct this here are the answers to some things you have searched for.

  • "how to impress a girl". I can only say some of the things that impress me, I would not dream of speaking for all womankind and that's humour, kindness, chocolates and a few Bacardi and cokes.
  • "bum curves". I'm afraid I wasn't at school the day that was covered in my maths class.
  • "transgender girl". Hello.
  • "womans boobs". I suspect you really don't need any help finding pictures of breasts online and your brief visit must have been a little disappointing.
On to the continuing reality show everyone's stopped paying attention to and is waiting for someone in the exec suite to cancel which is the life of Lucy (and by the way keep voting by calling our premium rate line). Last time we all saw her own fragile stability facing its own threats. Sometimes being her own worst enemy these can be from within and if one tiny element is ruined the whole fa├žade can breakdown horribly. Other times when it seems she getting on fine and normal the producers throw in something to liven it up (still time to vote by the way) and entertain you the viewer.

What happens next, you decide.

6 comments:

  1. > What happens next, you decide

    I'll second a vote for you to carry on blogging, but if that fails to relight your fire...

    Discuss if any Carry On character (or star) did blog, which blog would you follow and why? :-)

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  2. Partly through nosiness, and also to remind you of good things; I'd like to see an occasional series of blog posts dedicated to things that cheer you up.

    Also, for comparison, here are some of the interesting things people used to find my blog:
    "rude hens night names"
    "tranny fiction vanilla wife"
    "origin of the attention span of a gnat"

    How bizarre!

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  3. My vote is for you to continue writing and expressing yourself. Your blog is awesome. Also... you can think of my website for your blog roll ;)

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  4. Of course I missed you!

    I love your writing, Lucy. Don't stop now! Pretty please? With sugar on it?

    Calie xxx

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