For everyone who has made it through blogmas, a very happy Christmas.
Saturday, 24 December 2016
Friday, 23 December 2016
Wednesday, 21 December 2016
Tuesday, 20 December 2016
spark would have turned my toys into an inferno very quickly. Though I'm sure someone is complaining about health and safety because they use battery candles today.
Christmas trees dancing to Pet Shop Boys? Why not.
Saturday, 17 December 2016
Wearing a Christmas jumper out, the whole thing smacks of forced jollity with your work colleagues. At some party the last thing you need to wear is a bulky top in a warm environment or worse round the workplace you're wearing some large version of a novelty tie. Not to mention most are a collection of fire hazards.
Friday, 16 December 2016
Pastry made, she er, picked up pre made in the Coop, its time for the mincemeat .
Certainly not as good as Marc Almonds. Wasn't there a urban myth about him and a hundred different types of mince pie?
Wednesday, 14 December 2016
If there is one thing I've learnt this year it's to not obsessively google every tiny ailment. Because I invariably find the worst possibility imaginable and end up still feeling ill but with extra worry, extrapolating a sore throat into a full on cancer scare.
Tuesday, 13 December 2016
Monday, 12 December 2016
Saturday, 10 December 2016
When I was in my student days my diet consisted of large amounts of ready meals and colas supplemented with chips, chocolate and alcohol. My metabolism would be overwhelmed today but thankfully for that and the rest of my body my tastes have changed and I've figured out how to cook, if not, how to avoid occasionally burning myself. Then again the salads that are available are much better, the mix of boiled potatoes, bland vegetables, limp meats and salad cream was enough to turn anyone away from eating healthily. I'm not sure if salad cream exported beyond these islands, but imagine a mix mainly comprising of vegetable oil and white colouring.
Thursday, 8 December 2016
Today I can take all the non blurry pictures of pigeons I want.
Wednesday, 7 December 2016
Now all I've got to flesh that out to fill a book or a presentation.
Started going through my memory card from my old camera, I'm trying to remember why I took a picture of some pigeons, presuming I was bored.
Tuesday, 6 December 2016
Over that time I've changed, probably for neither better or worse but to use that horrible X-Factor'y type word its been a "journey" and one that's most likely recognisable to many although I veer away from some of the worst clichés. I probably do have advice to give though I'm wary of going all Yoda.
Monday, 5 December 2016
Wonder what tattoo fashion will become as naff in the 10's and how many will regret it years from now.
Friday, 2 December 2016
Thursday, 1 December 2016
Let the feast begin.